Author Archives: Elisabeth

About Elisabeth

The joyous and sometimes odd adventures of a former English teacher and her trusty sidekicks, Jared the Hottie Husband and her two Italian Greyhounds, Stinky Stevie and Bonnie Boo. Recently the adorable baby, Princess Evelyn, has joined the clan to shake things up!

Sick Baby Bonnie

Sick Baby Bonnie

My little girl is sick.

Edited glitz bonnie

The past few days, when I would cuddle with Bonnie, her head smelled bad. Since she’s always getting into stuff in the backyard, I figured that  she just was getting into particularly bad smelling areas, and that it would go away.

Then this morning, she was particularly needy, and kept rubbing her paw against her head. I just happened to look into her ear, and it looked pretty dirty. (No, I didn’t take pictures of it because it was gross. I was more concerned with the health of my dog than your entertainment.) I took a tissue and wiped out a little bit to make sure it wasn’t dirt, and I smelled the cottage cheese odor even more strongly.

Trying not to gag, I somehow made a connection in my head that she might have an ear infection. A quick search online of doggie ear infection symptoms did more to confirm my suspicions. (Foul smelling odor from the ears, dirty ears, trying to rub the head and ears like they are irritated…) I let Jared know that I was going to try and get her into the vet, at which time he decided to tell me she was acting weird last night when I was gone (I went to see “The Help” with some friends from work- Good adaptation of the book overall, but bring some tissues!) and thought it would probably be good for me to go through we getting Bonnie to the Vet ASAP.

We got an appointment just a hour from the time of my call. I was right on track with the ear infection call. Bonnie was such a good girl. She handled the vet a lot better than Stevie ever does (Sorry, but that dog is a shaking little pansy around strangers!), even as they were showing me how to use the cleaner and ear drop medications and cleaned her ears out.

So, if you ever need to know how to clean out your dog’s ear infections, give me a call. After two weeks and over $100 of this, I should be a pro. Oh. And don’t do the home remedy solutions like mineral water or oil. I might have nightmares from what the vets were saying about the problems that can cause.

Target Commercial Pet Peeve…

Target Commercial Pet Peeve…

Anybody else notice these Target commercials?

2nd Grade Teacher Commericial

Music Teacher Target Commerical

Gym Teacher Target Commercial

Target: Do you have to make teachers seem so clueless and annoying? Your marketing is not working on me.  If you didn’t have such good stuff, I would boycott you just because these commercials drive me NUTS!

Okay. Just had to get that out of my system. Am I just crazy, or are there any other pet peeve commercials out there for you all???

Birthday Loot

Birthday Loot

Because apparently there were persons who felt left out for me not specifically mentioning what they gave me, I will make out a complete, public list here. And know that I AM grateful for all these things people gave me, even though I didn’t maybe mention it in the last post because that wasn’t the point of the last post.

So, the birthday loot, in no particular order:

1. Jared: A lovely card, surprise birthday party with homemade ice cream cake, satiny sheets and a piano lamp (Thanks Phyllis and Nana for giving him that idea!)

2. MOM and Dad: Visited last weekend, half spa day, a balloon, a sweet card, and movie gift card.

3. Phyllis and David: Letters to My Daughter by Maya Angelou

4. Sarah: Soul Surfer movie

5. Aunt Linda and Co.: A beautiful card (Did you make it yourself?!) and a gift card to Target

6. My visiting teachers: Two pairs of earrings to feed my earring fetish 😉

7. Sandi and Mike: Amazing homemade caramel (which I have already eaten too much of).

And of course, thanks to those who came to the party or wished me happy birthday on Facebook.

So hopefully this will appease the people who felt neglected or unmentioned in the last post. Most people mentioned on here do not fit this category, so you’ll just have to imagine who is who. :-p

That’s all for now, folks!

A Surprisingly Happy Birthday

A Surprisingly Happy Birthday

I am officially a quarter of a century old. Woohoo! And what I had expected to be a low key day was actually a very sweet and wonderful day.

Jared had been acting strange all weekend. (Well, stranger than usual…) And when he’s like that, I KNOW something is up. Like the week before he proposed to me. All sorts of weird -for HIM- behaviors, like being late to things and only having lame excuses. Turns out he was masterminding a rather awesome proposal (as those of you familiar with that story know). But I was ready to strangle him up to that point where it all fell into place.

Anyways, Jared had been doing strange things all weekend. Like, buying a MONSTER chocolate cake from Costco. You know, the one that’s eight pounds of pure chocolate heaven? If you DON’T know, please make your way to the nearest Costco and locate one of these cakes. And bring a lot of friends to help you eat it to prevent cardiac arrest.

Costco Cake

This is a quick picture I found online. It doesn’t do the cake’s enourmous size the justice it deserves, but you get the point.

So Jared bought one of THOSE cakes, and knowing that I am attempting to stay to my diet somewhat, refused to let me invite anybody over to help us consume it. Strange.

Then, the morning of my birthday, Jared got up early and told me that if I value my life, I’d stay out of the kitchen. MY kitchen. Fortunately, most mornings I am sleepy and enjoy extra time in bed, so I didn’t fight it, even when I heard strange noises emitting from downstairs. I started to smell something sweet- something that reminded me of cake or brownies- but shoved that thought out of my mind because we already had an EIGHT POUND chocolate cake of doom in our posession, and it would be ridiculous to have more sweet items in a household trying to fight off sugar.

After going to church and coming home, Jared banished me back upstairs, as if he had lots of important things to do. Which apparently included cleaning up the downstairs, like vacuuming, mowing the lawn, and doing dishes that I wasn’t allowed to see because it might give away the early morning cooking. So I changed into my pajamas, cuddled with the dogs, and was a lazy bum.

We then ate a delicious dinner (which he only let me prepare half of), and we opened a few presents and cards (shout out to Jared, Aunt Linda, Sarah, and my in-laws for great cards and/or presents!).  Jared mentioned how he cleaned up the downstairs as part of my presents. Which, to anybody who does most of the work around the house, is always a sweet thought and appreciated. But there was something WEIRD about the whole thing.

It only got stranger when he hinted that maybe I should change back into something nicer than my pajama bottoms because he might want to take a few pictures of me opening up my last gifts and having some cake and ice cream.  Since when does Jared like to take pictures of that sort of thing? That’s usually what I do. So, to test him, I asked him if he was SURE we couldn’t have anybody over to share that humongous monstrosity of Costco Cake with us.

Nope. He was sure.

So, I got ready, called my parents back (because they had called while we were eating dinner), and chatted with them.  As the conversation was finishing up, the doorbell rang. And Jared refused to answer it. Grr. So I had to get off the call and go get it.

On my doorstep, two friends, one from church, one that I worked with, were standing there with big smiles.

And then it all clicked.

The cake. The cleaning. The refusal of inviting people over. The hints to look nice.

That sneaky Jared had been planning a little surprise party for me all along!

A few more people showed up, and then Jared showed off his culinary skills by producing the ice cream cake that  he had spent a significant time earlier in the day making. And we all just talked and hung out and ate ice cream cake and chocolate Costco cake and played us some Guitar Hero.

After everybody left, Jared apologized for not getting me a lot of presents. He thought maybe, because I had been so down lately, what I needed was an affirmation that people did care about me. And was that okay?

Yes, Jared. It was perfect.

All those dear friends who could come and share part of their day to wish me a happy birthday, and especially Jared, planning and pulling together the whole celebration, were the best presents I could have had.

The best presents don’t always come wrapped up nicely in a box.

Sometimes, the best presents you can get are the intangible ones that remind you that you are loved.

And now that I think about it, we never did remember to take any pictures.

The Myth of the Extraordinary Teacher

The Myth of the Extraordinary Teacher

Desks

A great article from Los Angeles Times about the continuing challenges of teaching…

Exerpt:

I’m willing to work as hard as I can to be an excellent teacher, but as a country we have to admit that I’ll never be excellent if we continue to slash education budgets and cut teachers, which is what’s actually happening in California despite all our talk of excellence, particularly in schools that serve poor children. Until we stop that, we’ll never have equal education in this country.

To read the rest of this, click here!